the neverending tunnel
Wednesday, April 30, 2003
dancing away 4/30/2003 08:12:00 AM ?



You should play a midfielder
You're midfield! Since you can really run, you're
considered very self reliant. You are a hard-
worker and hardly ever disappoint anyone. Keep
it up, everyone loves you!

Actually, Midfielders have to carry a heavy burden:
they have to be able to play
hockey, which, involving the close and skillful
control of a small ball with a werid shaped
stick, at high speeds on a fast or uneven
surface, is understandably difficult. Their
mastery of these arts gives them an air of
superiority and they have a tendency to become
unbearable. They are obsessed by pushing,
stroking and passing the ball instead of just
hitting it like everyone else. Defenders merely
put up with midfielders and regard them at best
as in the way, preferring to try and hit the
forwards directly rather than route it through
these types in the middle of the field.
Midfielders are socially awkward, much to the
relief of everyone else.


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my ass lor, i'm so slack one, the slackest fella in the team lor... wahahaha